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lordkorra: psychiatrist-cannibal by day pop-star singing sensation by night hannibal montanibal

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 00:52:31 -0400

lordkorra:

psychiatrist-cannibal by day

pop-star singing sensation by night

hannibal montanibal

You seek that which will bestow upon you the right to rule. The...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 00:49:46 -0400

_{You seek that which will bestow upon you the right to rule. The quest to reclaim a homeland and slay a dragon.}

mikeyfriskeyhands: My brother saved this document and everytime...

Tue, 28 May 2013 17:21:22 -0400

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 15:46:15 -0400

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Thu, 16 May 2013 14:06:27 -0400

ex-darling: will graham arrives late for hannibal’s dinner party. he is given the cold shoulder

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:18:13 -0400

ex-darling:

will graham arrives late for hannibal’s dinner party. he is given the cold shoulder

mykaylaisnotonfire: “Books are the perfect entertainment: no...

Sun, 12 May 2013 13:58:51 -0400

mykaylaisnotonfire:

“Books are the perfect entertainment: no commercials, no batteries, hours of enjoyment for each dollar spent. What I wonder is why everybody doesn’t carry a book around for those inevitable dead spots in life.”

-Stephen King

I just can’t not reblog this

crystalzelda: ameliaelizabeth: TIME’s new cover makes me so...

Sun, 12 May 2013 12:26:25 -0400

crystalzelda:

ameliaelizabeth:

TIME’s new cover makes me so mad I could write essays about it, but instead I’m going to keep job hunting since in today’s world a university degree means nothing and therefore like much of my generation, I’m stuck choosing between minimum wage jobs and internships that I can’t afford to accept in an attempt to pay off my tens of thousands of dollars worth of student debt.

I’d be interested in reading this article to see exactly what makes us entitled and lazy. Are we lazy because more of us are completing high school and going to college than ever before? Are we entitled because our standard of living is declining? Do we live with our parents because we’re too slothful to leave or is because our education costs are getting steeper and steeper while we’re getting less and less aid?

Tell us, Time Magazine, about how we’re narcissistic little slugs when we’re faced with an economic crisis that resulted in a lowering of our standard of living, an increase in tuition costs and how when we get out of our very expensive schools, more and more of us are going to end up working minimum wage jobs.

wait did anyone actually, you know, read the article?

americugh: When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has

Sat, 11 May 2013 02:55:19 -0400

americugh:

When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has

anerdthatlovesdrumcorps: what if instead of saying shut up we just yelled decrescendo at people

Fri, 10 May 2013 01:59:59 -0400

anerdthatlovesdrumcorps:

what if instead of saying shut up we just yelled decrescendo at people

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Fri, 10 May 2013 00:34:49 -0400

randomness-incarnate: niknak79: Everything went better than...

Fri, 10 May 2013 00:34:18 -0400

randomness-incarnate:

niknak79:

Everything went better than expected

AW omg

child-of-clay: im-electric-sympathy: i made sum pancakes oh...

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:33:20 -0400

child-of-clay:

im-electric-sympathy:

i made sum pancakes

oh my god are you shitting me

parscilla: instead of publicly shaming girls for wearing shorts on an 80 degree day you should...

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:17:14 -0400

parscilla:

instead of publicly shaming girls for wearing shorts on an 80 degree day you should teach teachers and male students to not overly sexualize a normal body part to the point where they apparently cant function in daily life

lazarus-james: hurdygurdygirl: This is how I’d play...

Wed, 08 May 2013 18:44:54 -0400

lazarus-james:

hurdygurdygirl:

This is how I’d play chess

/crying

therothwoman: isomorphismes: Population distribution of the...

Wed, 08 May 2013 15:37:13 -0400

therothwoman:

isomorphismes:

Population distribution of the United States in units of Canadas.

LIZA HELP WHAT IS GOING ON

unintelligiblebaboon: yaoibutts: i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much...

Wed, 08 May 2013 02:28:18 -0400

unintelligiblebaboon:

yaoibutts:

i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

wait this is so relevant…

demeaniac: demeaniac: “No homo” I whisper, filled with bewilderment. Indeed, there are...

Sat, 04 May 2013 10:22:44 -0400

demeaniac:

demeaniac:

“No homo” I whisper, filled with bewilderment. Indeed, there are only Australopithecine around. It’s the Pleistocene epoch.

Fuck you guys, I read a whole Wikipedia article for this.

meladoodle: coolgirlfriend: boys who can pull off facial hair are hot i think you’re supposed to...

Thu, 02 May 2013 16:18:03 -0400

meladoodle:

coolgirlfriend:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

madturbating: one time i balled so hard not even i could find me

Thu, 02 May 2013 02:13:14 -0400

madturbating:

one time i balled so hard not even i could find me